So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
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