Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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