Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
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I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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