Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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