i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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