North Korea, Best Korea!
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Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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