Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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