exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Randomize
