direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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