I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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