Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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