is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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