I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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