You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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