i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Randomize
