I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
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