Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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