before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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