wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Come share oat with me in your robe
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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