I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
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beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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