yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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