ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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