i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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