Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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