I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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