Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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