I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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