Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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