this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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