Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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