Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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