What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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