God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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