Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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