Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
how does that bad decision feel?
Randomize
