Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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