How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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