So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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