he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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