i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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