Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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