It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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