loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Its about making memories worth repressing
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
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