when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
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