Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
I love having hate sex.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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