yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
i think im in europe. pls send help
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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