i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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