Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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