have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
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