this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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