your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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