Three words: puerto rican gang bang
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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