I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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