everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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