its not stalking. its research.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
false alarm, still single
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